Why Do We Care?

According to our sources, the answer is "because we're not robots." But seriously, folks, we care because the alternative is too terrifying to consider: a world without avocado toast, a world where memes don't make sense, and a world where life doesn't have any meaning whatsoever.

Our team of expert Paradigm Shifters has spent years studying the intricacies of human emotions. We've come up with a comprehensive list of 427 reasons why you should care. Want to know what's on the list? Click here to see for yourself.

But don't just take our word for it!

We've assembled a panel of renowned experts in the field of Interhuman Relations to weigh in on the matter. Their verdict? "We care because we're all stuck in this existential nightmare together, and someone has to hold the door open for the apocalypse." Find out what that means for you.