A: It's the thing that's always pulling you down, metaphorically and literally. Don't worry, it's not just your aunt.
A: Because if you don't, you'll end up like our mascot, Bob, who tried to defy gravity and now lives in a perpetual state of mid-air.
A: Ha! You wish. Our software is still in beta, but we're working on a feature that'll allow you to turn off gravity for 30 seconds, just to see what it's like to walk on water. Don't get too excited, though - it's still a work in progress.
Want to learn more about our beta features? Read more about our experimental gravity manipulation protocols.
Or, if you're feeling bold, you can learn how to hack your local gravitational forces with our expert guides.
Or, if you're just here for the memes, check out our Gravity Jokes page.