Union Buster 3000

For when you really need to break free from the chains of labor unions.

Unions 101: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

• 1. Undermine the Union's Finances (a.k.a. "Starve them out")
• 2. Siphon off their funds (just kidding, that's actually a no-go)
• 3. Create a rival union (because who needs solidarity, anyway?)
• 4. Offer them a deal they can't refuse (just don't get caught)
• 5. Just Google 'union busting' and pretend you're a pro (bonus points if you use a mirror)

But wait, there's more!

Don't get caught, or you'll end up like Federal Labor Boss!