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Union-Bustin' 101 Manual

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Lesson 1: Identifying Union Targets

Step 1: Locate the union-busters' lair (aka the break room)

Step 2: Identify the union-busters' leaders (usually the ones with the most caffeine)

Step 3: Prepare for battle (stock up on coffee and snacks)

Step 2: Disrupting Union Communication

Lesson 2: Disrupting Union Communication

Step 1: Hijack their walkie-talkies

Step 2: Replace all their union-busting pamphlets with your own pamphlets

Step 3: Call in a fake union-busting expert (aka your cousin's friend)

Step 3: Union-Busting 101: The Art of Sabotage

Lesson 3: Union-Busting 101: The Art of Sabotage

Step 1: Steal all their union-busting gadgets

Step 2: Set up a fake union-busting hotline

Step 3: Union-bust with an iron fist (or a really loud megaphone)

Advanced Training: The Union-Busting 3000

Advanced Training: The Union-Busting 3000

Step 1: Learn to speak in a fake, soothing voice

Step 2: Develop a talent for extreme eye contact

Step 3: Union-bust with style (wear a fedora)

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