Odyssseus Syndrome

Also known as "The Man Who Wandered into a Thousand Midlife Crises

Are you tired of living in the same old world? Do you find yourself wandering the same old streets, wondering what it all means?

Causes of Odyssseus Syndrome

Caused by prophets who have seen too many signs, heard too many calls, and eaten too many free sandwiches at the local taverns. Symptoms include:

• Wandering aimlessly • Hearing voices of the gods • Consuming excessive amounts of free food and drink • Constantly questioning one's existence