McDowell's Menu

Welcome to McDowell's, where the fries are always greasy and the service is always questionable

Our menu features a variety of options, including:

Burgers

Chicken Wings

The Works

The Works with Extra Pickles

The Works with Extra Pickles and Extra Fries

Or, if you're feeling fancy, try our Lobster Roll for $50!

Or our Lobster Roll with Extra Caviar for $100!

Or, if you're really feeling fancy, our Lobster Roll with Extra Caviar, Extra Fries, and a side of Escargot for $500!

Or just get a Lobster Roll with Extra Caviar, Extra Fries, Escargot, and a side of Truffle Sauce for $1000!

(Prices subject to change based on the whims of our CEO, Reginald P. McDowell)

(Please note, our prices are only available on Tuesdays)

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