Results of Little to No Consequence

After months of rigorous research, our team has discovered the shocking fact that doing absolutely nothing will still get you somewhere... eventually.

Our study involved a rigorous 5-step process:

  1. Step 1: We stared at a wall.
  2. Step 2: We blinked slowly.
  3. Step 3: We blinked again.
  4. Step 4: We blinked once more.
  5. Step 5: We stared at the wall some more.

And lo, our findings were astounding: Doing nothing still results in a destination, but it's not as exciting as you think.

Stay tuned for more updates on our groundbreaking research in the field of Consequential Non-Results!

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