After months of rigorous research, our team has discovered the shocking fact that doing absolutely nothing will still get you somewhere... eventually.
Our study involved a rigorous 5-step process:
And lo, our findings were astounding: Doing nothing still results in a destination, but it's not as exciting as you think.
Stay tuned for more updates on our groundbreaking research in the field of Consequential Non-Results!
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