Subject: Completely Unrelated Experiment
Purpose: Investigating the aerodynamics of disco balls in a vacuum.
Methodology: 100 disco balls were launched into space using a high-altitude balloon.
Results: 37% of disco balls achieved a stable orbit, while 62% were consumed by a rogue black hole.
Conclusion: Disco balls are not viable for space exploration due to their tendency to attract malevolent astrophysical entities.
Recommendations: Further research into the properties of disco balls in a gravitational field would be beneficial, but only if performed by a team of highly-trained, highly-paid, and highly-caffeinated experts.
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