Welcome to the Bad Coffee Club, where our motto is "We're not bitter, we're just really bad."
We're a group of misfits and coffee snobs who refuse to settle for subpar coffee. Our mission is to serve the worst coffee in town with a side of sass and a dash of disappointment.
Our coffee is so bad, it'll put you on a first-name basis with stomach ulcers.
But hey, at least we're consistent.
Join us for our monthly Coffee Catastrophes, where we serve up a new, terrible blend every week.
Current Catastrophe: This Week's Catastrophe