I'd love to attend, but I'm not exactly thrilled about the prospect of being stuck in a crowded room full of sweaty, judgmental people while the air conditioning is on the fritz.
More Bad Weather Reasons →I have a family member who's recently taken up taxidermy as a hobby and I'm contractually obligated to attend to their new 'pet' snake, Mr. Whiskers, for at least an hour.
More Family Pressures →I've recently been forced to take on a second job as a professional snail trainer and I just can't fit in another night out.
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