Welcome, friend! You're here for therapy, but let's be real, you probably just needed an excuse to leave your parents' house. I mean, who needs actual emotional closure when there's a good excuse to get out of family gatherings, am I right?
We can discuss the trauma of being forced to watch reruns of your aunt's favorite TV shows or the existential dread of being tied down by family obligations.
But let's not forget about the true horror of being stalked on social media by your great aunt Bertha who still uses Myspace.