Welcome, former acquaintances! It's been far too long.
We've all been forced to smile at inopportune moments, endured countless meetings where we had to feign interest, and perfected the art of saying "That's a great idea!" when it's really not.
Join us for an evening of reminiscing about the good old days, sharing stories of our most creative uses of the phrase "I'm fine, really," and commiserating about the trauma of being forced to wear a "Team Player" t-shirt to the company retreat.
Reconnect with old friends, and maybe even make some new ones who understand the struggle.
Agenda:
Don't forget to bring your most creative "I'm having the time of my life" face!
See you soon, old friends!