Make a list of all the people you've forgotten about, but still want to invite.
Send out a mass text message, because who needs personal invitations, anyway?
Step 2: Plan the Food and Drinks - Because, let's be real, that's the real reason everyone comes to these things.
Step 3: Find Someone to Pay for It All
For the real pros, try our advanced techniques:
Technique 1: The Art of Fake Smiles