Our Expert Critics

Because who needs objective truth when you have subjective opinions from people who know better than you do?

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth

A renowned expert in the field of being right, despite being consistently wrong.

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Ms. Vivian V. Vixtine

A specialist in the art of being wrong, with a Ph.D. in it.

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Mr. Balthazar McSnively

A certified authority on everything, except when it comes to facts.

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