A 4.5/5 rating from 10 reviewers
I wore it for 5 minutes before realising I had no idea what I was doing.
It was like wearing a tiny, sparkly coffin to my own funeral, which I guess is kinda meta?
It's like someone took a bunch of old CDs and a toaster and said 'you know what, this is art.'
I wore it to a fancy dinner and everyone thought I was a fancy French aristocrat.
It's a real conversation starter. I've talked to like, 5 people about it.