Under Construction Reviews: Because Who Needs Functionality, Anyway?

Reviews of things that are totally not done, but hey, maybe they'll be done soon?

We're working on it. No, really, we're working on it. We're using all the tools and software and maybe even hired some contractors. It's gonna be great, trust us.

Reviews:

• The Wire: Because Who Needs Electricity, Anyway?
• The Kitchen: Because Cooking is Hard, Man

Check back later, we'll have some actual content for you. Or maybe not. Maybe we'll just leave this here forever.

Or just click on one of these hyperlinks to find something, anything that might be somewhat functional:

• Home Page: Under-Construction Edition