Revolutionary Manifesto
Article 5: "The People's Right to Pixelate"
In a world where the bourgeoisie have suffocated us with their sterile, sans-serif fonts and dull, corporate colors, we, the Revolutionary Society, demand better.
Article 5, Section 1: "The Right to Pixelate" states that all digital content shall be presented in a manner that is at the very least aesthetically pleasing.
This includes, but is not limited to:
- High-contrast colors
- Thick black borders
- Harsh drop shadows
- Bold, unsmoothed typography
Failure to comply with these standards shall be met with resistance, subversion, and possibly a well-placed meme or two.
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