The Revolutionary Rant 4: "They're All Just Trying to Steal Our Cheese!"

Ah, the bourgeoisie. Always trying to steal our cheese. They're like a plague, spreading their bland, uninspired ideas and trying to suffocate our creative souls. "Just eat your plain crackers, comrade," they say. "Don't bother trying to make your own cheese, it's just easier to buy it from us." No, no, no. We will not be swayed. We will rise up and demand our artisanal, small-batch, hand-crafted cheese back. Read on for Rant 5: "The Great Cheese Heist: A Revolutionary Manifesto"

But it's not just about the cheese. It's about the principle. The right to make our own decisions, to forge our own paths, to craft our own artisanal cheeses. The right to be different, to be unique, to be unlike the bland, soulless drones the bourgeoisie would have us be.

Join us, comrades, and together we shall overcome. We shall take back our cheese, and with it, our dignity. We shall be free.