Today we celebrate the most epic, the most glorious, the most utterly absurd victories in human history! From the French Revolution to the Soviet Union, from the American Revolution to the Russian Revolution, we've got them all covered. And we're not just talking about any old revolution, no sir. We're talking about the ones that changed the game, the ones that sparked the imagination, the ones that made the world go BOOM!
And that's not all, folks! Stay tuned for more minimalist yet maximalist rants about the most epic of revolutions!