Are you tired of being a revolutionary? Sick of the constant meetings, the endless protests, the perpetual threat of arrest and/or assassination?
We feel your pain. That's why we've created this manifesto, a guide to help you break free from the shackles of revolution and live your best life.
Join us in our quest for... not being a revolutionary.
Read on for more revolutionary ways to avoid being a revolutionary. Discover the joys of being a non-revolutionary in our next article.