A Guide to the Dark Art of Anti-Zen

Chapter 1: Embracing the Void Within

Are you tired of finding inner peace and contentment? Do you yearn for a sense of purpose that's been hijacked by existential dread? Look no further than the ancient art of Anti-Zen!

Read on to learn how to disengage from the crushing weight of existence.

Recommended Subroutines:

• Meditation of the Absurd
• Rituals of Procrastination
• Contemplation of the Meaninglessness

Disclaimer: Anti-Zen is a highly experimental and potentially hazardous practice. Results not guaranteed, side effects may include: increased anxiety, decreased productivity, and spontaneous combustion (rare). Not recommended for the faint of heart or those with a strong sense of self-preservation.