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**Splatter Explosion Containment Unit (SECU)**
**Splatter Explosion Risk Levels:**
Level 1: Mild Splatter - 1-10 splatters per minute. May cause minor property damage and/or spontaneous sing-alongs to "Don't Fear the Reaper".
Level 2: Moderate Splatter - 11-50 splatters per minute. May cause moderate property damage, spontaneous combustion, and/or temporary loss of limbs.
Level 3: Severe Splatter - 51-100 splatters per minute. May cause catastrophic property damage, spontaneous laughter, and/or permanent loss of limbs (or sanity).
Level 4: Critical Splatter - Over 100 splatters per minute. May cause total system failure, spontaneous interest in avant-garde poetry, and/or existential crisis.
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