Rice-therapy for Large Corporations

A revolutionary new approach to employee engagement, where the rice is always a-okay.

Our team of expert rice-therapists will guide you through the process, step by step, ensuring that your employees are always... well, engaged.

Side effects of our program may include:

• Increased productivity (as measured by the number of hours spent checking email)
• Improved morale (as measured by the number of times you have to tell someone "no, you can't take a raise")
• Enhanced creativity (as measured by the number of ways you can word "synergy" in a meeting)

Don't wait any longer! Learn more about our engagement levels and discover the perfect amount of rice for your organization.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our side effects page to see what happens when you overdo it with the rice.

Want to be a part of this ground-breaking movement? Apply now!