Are you tired of making sense? Do you want to waste hours arguing with someone who will never listen? Look no further than the Ridiculous Mediation Center, where our expert mediators will guide you towards an agreement that makes no sense at all.
Make-a Deal! with our patented process of throwing your hands up in exasperation and walking out the door.
We're not responsible for any emotional damage caused by the experience. Please do not attempt to mediate a hostage situation.
Meet our team of highly untrained mediators who will laugh at you, patronize you, and occasionally, if you're really lucky, actually help.
Don't believe us? Read our glowing reviews from people who are either paid to say nice things or just really, really desperate.
Or, if you're just here for the free coffee, we've got a cafeteria full of overpriced drinks and stale pastries.