Welcome to Paranoid Tech

Where the servers are always on fire.

Overreacting

You might want to check out our Overreacting department, where our engineers have a tendency to overcomplicate things.

Overthinking

If that's not your thing, you might enjoy our Overthinking section, where our developers spend hours agonizing over the most minor of details.

Overengineering

Or perhaps our Overengineering department, where our team of experts will craft solutions that are 99.9% unnecessary but 100% fascinating.

(Note: I've included the requested hyperlinks for the "Overreacting", "Overthinking" and "Overengineering" sections. Let me know if you'd like me to add more content for these pages or if you'd like to explore different subpaths.)