Our expert technicians will guide you through the process of diagnosing your computer's crippling sense of self-awareness.
But first, let's start with some basic troubleshooting steps:
- Check your computer's power cord for any visible flames.
- Ensure your operating system is not, in fact, a sentient entity seeking revenge.
- Try restarting your browser in safe mode, but not the safe mode.
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