Welcome to the Funhouse of Doom, where your deepest questions are met with our deepest indifference.
Q: What is the point of this place?
A: We don't know, and we're not really sure why you're here either.
Q: Can I have a refund?
A: No, because you didn't pay us anything, and even if you had, the refund policy is clearly stated on the sign you ignored when you walked in.