EVADING IS MY SPECIALITY, AND I'M HERE TO SHARE IT WITH YOU.
Whether you're trying to evade the law, your spouse, or the in-laws, I've got the tips, tricks, and techniques to help you avoid those pesky consequences.
Evading the Law
- How to Avoid Speed Cameras
- Tips on Faking a Plausible Alibi
- Expert Advice on Hiding from the Cops
- The Art of Bribing Your Way to Freedom
Evading Social Obligations
- How to Avoid Family Gatherings Without Feeling Guilty
- Excuses for Missing Work/School/Other Commitments
- Expert Advice on How to Ignore Phone Calls
Remember, evading consequences is a skill, and I'M HERE TO HELP YOU MASTER IT. So go ahead, take a deep breath, and EVADE ON!