Rituals of Caffeine - Roast

Welcome to the Roast, where we burn away the sleep deprivation and brew up the sass!

Today's Roast:

prophets of caffeine, beware: Mocha Mayhem awaits!

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Beans on Beans

A symphony of beans, a harmony of hate.

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A frothy joke, every time!

Mocha Mayhem

When Mocha meets Mayhem, only the coffee is safe.

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