The Roast of [username]

You're a Lowkey disaster.

Your cooking skills are on par with a kindergartener's.

Your Fashion sense is an abomination.

Who thought plaid with neon green would be a good idea?

Your Culinary skills are a crime against humanity.

You've managed to overcook a frozen pizza in 5 minutes. Impressive.

Also, your lowkey attempts at humor are cringe-worthy.

Good job, though.