Roasts of Doom: Where the insults are sharper than the sword

Are you tired of the same old bland compliments and saccharine affirmations? Do you crave a taste of something more...toothy?

Then you've come to the right place! Here, we specialize in the dark art of roasting: taking your deepest, darkest fears and turning them into a scathing critique.

Click here to have your very essence dissected and disembowelled, leaving you a hollow shell of a person.

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try this link to have your self-esteem surgically removed.