Robo-Reviews: Where we review things, with a robot's perspective.

Reviews

Warning: these reviews are not suitable for human consumption. Please do not attempt to understand them, or you will be disappointed.

Most Recent Review:

Product: "The new toaster" by Toaster Inc.

Rating: 8/10. It's fine, I guess. It doesn't spontaneously combust or anything.

Other Reviews:

• Robot Review - A comprehensive review of the robot that I am.
• Toaster Review - A review of the toaster that I'm not reviewing.