Stealth Suit Earpiece

For those who want to eavesdrop on their enemies, or just really really really really really really really really really really love the sound of their own voice

Modulate your own voice to sound like a seductive siren

Because, let's be real, it's not like you're going to get lost in the woods or anything

For those who like to sleep with one eye open, and the other eye closed for safety

Read the manual (just kidding, there is no manual, you're on your own)