Stealth Suited FAQ
Q: Why do you need a Stealth Suit?
Because your enemies are too obvious
A: Our Stealth Suits are designed to make you blend into the shadows, like a ninja, but without the whole "sneaking around" thing.
Q: Are Stealth Suits foolproof?
A: No, but they're pretty darn good. Our suits have been tested in lab conditions, but we can't guarantee you'll never get caught. That's just not possible. Unless you're a robot, in which case, you're basically already a Stealth Suit.
Q: Can I wear a Stealth Suit to the grocery store?
A: Only if you're buying out. Otherwise, you might stick out like a sore thumb. Or a stealth-less thumb. You know what we mean.
For more information on Stealth Suit Accessories, see:
Or, if you're feeling particularly stealthy, you can try: