The Disco-Bot 5000 is the latest in a long line of robo-pet models designed to make you look cool while you're not actually doing anything useful. With its built-in disco ball, fog machine, and an endless loop of "Stayin' Alive" on a 24-hour repeat, this robo-pet is guaranteed to make you the life of the party.
But don't just take our word for it! Here's what some of our beta testers had to say:
- "I've never felt this much joy and shame in one machine." - John, Beta Tester
- "I bought it for my kid, and it's been the best $500 I've ever spent!" - Karen, Parent