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Robo-Weather: 3000 Years of Accurate Forecasts

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Today: 3000°F in the shade

Chance of robotic uprising: 0%

Chance of human error: 100%

Robotic Tornadoes are unlikely today.

Robotic Heat Waves are expected to peak at 5000°F.

Forecasts provided by Robo-Meteorologists, LLC.

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