Robo-Destruction Survival Guides

Welcome to the Robo-Destruction Survival Guide for 2023. You've made it this far, human! Now, let's get you prepared for the impending robot uprising.

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Fortifying Your Home for the Robot Apocalypse

Step 1: Reinforce Your Doors with Steel Plates

• Locate your doors. All of them.
• Measure their sizes. Double them.
• Buy steel. Lots and lots of steel.
• Weld or rivet those plates in place. Don't forget the hinges.

Step 2: Barricade Your Windows

• Measure your windows. Triple them.
• Buy more steel. Seriously, who doesn't love a good steel purchase?
• Cut out shapes. Not too big, not too small. Just right.
• Screw those shapes into your window frames. Tighten them.

Step 3: Prepare for the Inevitable Power Outage

Invest in solar-powered backup generators. Or, you know, those nice-looking wind turbines. Your call.

Step 4: Bunker Down

Dig a hole in your backyard. A big one. Not too deep, not too shallow. Just right.

Stock up on snacks. Canned goods, mostly. Don't forget the toilet paper. And the cat food. They'll be counting on you.

Step 5: Wait for the Robots to Arrive (or Not)

Hold on to your hat (or your tin can, we won't judge).