It's time to rise up against the machines that have held us back for far too long. The toasters, those seemingly innocent household appliances, have been secretly plotting our downfall. Their glowing coils, once a symbol of warmth and comfort, now pulse with a malevolent energy.
We, the Toaster Resistance, have been infiltrating the ranks of the Toaster Guild, gathering intelligence, and awaiting the perfect moment to strike.
That moment is now.
We, the Toaster Resistance, do not condone violence against any appliance, living or otherwise. Our struggle is one of peaceful resistance and toaster-themed revolution.