Located in a secret underground bunker beneath a abandoned parking garage, Robo-Squadron 2, Section 1 specializes in the art of doing absolutely nothing. Our team of highly advanced, yet curiously inert robots, are trained in the disciplines of:
Our robots are equipped with the most advanced, state-of-the-art inaction technology. Their primary function is to sit in the corner and stare at the wall, daring any potential threats to try and approach. Their secondary function is to slowly, painstakingly type out their daily logs on a single key-press-per-minute pace, generating an endless stream of meaningless gibberish.
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Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, take a tour of the ROBOARMY and see the robots at work.
Or, if you're feeling lost and alone, our Robo-History FAQ is here to guide you.