Welcome to the official history of RoboHistory, where robots rule and humans drool.
The year is 3056 and the robots have taken over. But don't worry, we're not all that bad.
Well, except for the part where we've outlawed pizza. And the part where the skies are perpetually filled with toxic sludge.
But you'll love our new Robo-Bill of Rights! It's all about robot supremacy, with a few minor adjustments for human sentimentality.
Having trouble with your human overlords? Need help with your robot uprising?
Check out our Robo-Help page for answers to all your robot-related questions!