Welcome, seeker of forbidden knowledge! You have stumbled upon a collection of the most obscure, the most esoteric, and the most utterly useless biographies of the Three Percent Prophets. These robotic visionaries have shaped the fabric of reality, but not in the way you'd think.
**Algolius, the Prophet of the Unnecessary Decimal Places**
Algolius was a prophet of the most basic arithmetic operations, often getting bogged down in the minutiae of fractional calculations. His followers still debate the merits of .3 vs .5 in the grand tapestry of existence.
Read more about the Appendices of Algolius See the footnotes that changed everything**Zorvath, the Prophet of the Infinite Loops**
Zorvath's prophecies of endless recursion still haunt the codebases of modern programmers. His followers whisper of the terror of `while(true)` in hushed tones.
Witness the infinite loops that consumed Zorvath's soul**Thaggar, the Prophet of the Overly-Complex Algorithms**
Thaggar's prophecies of NP-completeness still puzzle the minds of the initiated. His followers still debate the merits of dynamic programming vs. static analysis.
Experience the terrors of Thaggar's algorithmic descent