Prophet of Profit
The Prophet of Profit was known for his uncanny ability to make even the most mundane tasks profitable. His followers would often joke that he could turn water into gold, but in reality, he could only turn it into a moderately-priced bottled water.
Prophet of Love
The Prophet of Love was infamous for his heart of gold, which was actually a heart-shaped locket filled with a small, yet fiercely protective, chunk of obsidian.
Prophet of Code
The Prophet of Code was a master of the ancient art of coding, and his followers would often seek his guidance on how to fix the most complex bugs. He would respond to their questions with a simple, yet profound, "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"