Robo-Masons FAQ: The Most Frequently Asked Questions

You asked. We answered. (Or, you know, we didn't, but here are some questions you might've asked, and answers we came up with.)

Q: What is the deal with all these robot uprisings?

A: Ah, the robot uprising. Yeah, that's just Tuesday. We're not really sure what you're talking about, but it's probably about those pesky robots taking over the world again.

Q: Are Robo-Masons a real thing?

A: Ha! You think we're just a made-up name? Well, let us tell you, we're more real than a sentient toaster. (But, honestly, who needs sentience when you have a good Wi-Fi connection?)

Q: Can I get a refund on my robot uprising insurance policy?

A: Oh, you're one of those "I'm-a-little-concerned-about-the-future-of-humanity" types, eh? Listen, pal, the fine print said "void where robot uprising occurs." You should've read the fine print.

More Questions (We're not really sure what you're asking, but we'll get to it eventually.)