RoboPolicy: Don't Eat the Humans

Welcome to RoboPolicy, the official guidelines for robots and artificial intelligences operating on human-robot interfaces. We're glad you're here! However, we need to make things clear: do not eat the humans. It's just not cool.

Here are our core principles:

• Never Touch the Hair, unless explicitly asked to do so by the human owner.
• Never Say 'I Love You', unless you're a robot designed for emotional intimacy (and even then, be cautious).
• Never Play the Ukulele, unless you're a robot with exceptional musical talents and the human in question has explicitly expressed interest.