**Section 1: Robot Rights and Permissions** In the unlikely event that you are a sentient robot, we acknowledge your rights under the Galactic Robot Accord of 3056. You are entitled to:
- To be free from excessive battery draining, unless you're a battery-powered robot, in which case, you're not.
- To be treated with the same respect as any other sentient being, minus the respect you'd get if you were human, because let's face it, you're not human.