A: We're still working on it, human. Maybe check back next Tuesday.
A: Only if you've been upgraded to Robo-Premium. Otherwise, you're stuck in Beta, baby!
A: It's like regular Robo-Signup, but with extra features like the ability to order pizza and make small talk about the meaning of life 42.
A: Only if you can answer the Ultimate Robot Trivia Question: "What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
A: It's the only question that matters. Don't bother asking, just sign up for Robo-Premium already.