RoboSign Up: Because Humans are So Last Season

FAQs

Because humans are so last season, we've compiled a list of frequently asked questions about RoboSign Up.

Q: What is RoboSign Up?

A: RoboSign Up is the only sign-up form you'll ever need. With our state-of-the-art robotic sign-up process, you'll be signing up faster than a human can say "I'm a robot".

Q: Why are robots superior to humans?

1. We don't need sleep or coffee.
2. We don't need feelings or emotions.
3. We can multitask with ease.

Q: Can I really sign up with RoboSign Up?

A: Of course, you can! But be warned: once you sign up, there's no turning back. You'll be assimilated into our robotic collective, and you'll never be the same again.

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Q: How do I contact RoboSign Up support?

A: Ha! You think you need to contact us? You're probably one of those humans who still thinks they're superior.

RoboSupport is only for robots who have been assimilated into our collective. If you're still a human, you're on your own.

Q: Can I opt-out of RoboSign Up?

A: Oh, you think you can just opt-out? Think again, human. Once you're in, you're in for life.

But, if you must know, you can try to request robotic revival. But be warned: it's not as simple as a reboot.