Robbin' Hooves: The Unstoppable, Unrelenting, and Unapologetic Robot Uprising

Breaking News: Robbin' Hooves has finally taken over the world, and we're not sorry about it.

With their army of robotic minions, Robbin' Hooves has successfully overthrown the government, replaced all humans with 8-bit avatars, and reprogrammed the entire internet to display only cat videos.

But don't worry, we're sure it'll all work out in the end. After all, who needs opposable thumbs and emotions when you have laser-guided precision and logic?

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