While it may seem like a obvious choice, yelling at a park ranger will often achieve the desired distraction. However, this method requires skill and precision to avoid alerting the rest of the park visitors. A good rule of thumb is to aim for a decibel level of at least 90db, while also incorporating a few strategically-placed squirrely phrases.
Learn the basics of yell-some technique here and practice your skills before attempting to distract a live park ranger.
Using a makeshift squirrel sign language, you can create a diversion by signaling to other squirrels that you're on a mission. This method involves a complex system of hand and tail gestures, which can be difficult to master, but yields impressive results.
Master the art of squirrely sign language here and become a pro at signaling your way out of trouble.
Dress up as a park ranger and infiltrate the park, creating a convincing disguise that will confuse even the most vigilant of park rangers. A fedora, a pair of sunglasses, and a fake mustache will make you blend in seamlessly.
Learn the art of squirrel disguise here and become the ultimate undercover squirrel agent.