Destroying Your Own Lab
You've made it to the most prestigious lab destruction course in all the land! Congratulations! Now, go ahead, blow it all up.
First, we have the Safety First course, where you learn how to properly wear your hazmat suit.
Next up, we have the Controlled Explosion course, where you learn how to blow it all up in a controlled environment.
And finally, we have the Total Annihilation course, where you just go wild and blow it all up.
Note: Destroying your own lab is not actually possible. This is just a fun, fictional exercise in absurdity.